A Thorny, Porny Issue

Of course you’ve heard some version of this tale before. Winston Churchill says to a woman at a party, “Madam, would you sleep with me for 5 million pounds?”

The woman stammers: “My goodness, Mr. Churchill. Well, yes, I suppose . . . ”

Churchill interrupts: “Would you sleep with me for five pounds?”

The woman responds immediately: “What? Of course not! What kind of woman do you think I am?!”

To which the British bulldog replies: “Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.”

via A Thorny, Porny Issue – Jonah Goldberg – National Review Online.

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